My Anxiety Is Chronic But This Ass Is Iconic
Soft, lived-in cotton with a bold, witty voice. This heavyweight garment-dyed tee feels broken-in from day one, the relaxed cut and tubular knit drape casually over jeans or layered under a jacket. The minimalist chest text reads like a private joke—dry, honest, and unapologetic—so it slips easily into mornings when you’re carrying too much thought and evenings when you want to own your mood with quiet humor. Wear it to low-key hangs, coffee runs, or nights out when comfort and a little sardonic charm are what matter most.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton — pre-shrunk for durable, comfortable wear
- Garment-dyed finish for soft color and lived-in texture
- Heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric with double-needle stitching on all seams
- Tubular knit (no side seams) with relaxed fit; sizes S–4XL available
- Sewn-in label and made in Honduras; available in 58 colors
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Comfort Colors® 1717, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: Made in Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean
Return policy
Our goal is for every customer to be totally satisfied with their purchase. If this isn't the case, let us know and we'll do our best to work with you to make it right.
Shipping
We will work quickly to ship your order as soon as possible. Once your order has shipped, you will receive an email with further information. Delivery times vary depending on your location.
Manufacturing
Our products are manufactured both locally and globally. We carefully select our manufacturing partners to ensure our products are high quality and a fair value.
When will I get my order?
We will work quickly to ship your order as soon as possible. Once your order has shipped, you will receive an email with further information. Delivery times vary depending on your location.