E Is For Eating Ass
E Is For Eating Ass
This heavyweight garment-dyed tee brings playful, cheeky energy to casual days. The relaxed, tubular knit drapes naturally, softened by the garment-dye process for a lived-in feel and muted color depth. Bold, minimalist artwork sits centered on the chest — a tongue-in-cheek letterform and illustration that reads like a private joke shared between close friends. Wear it when you want something comfortable that also sparks laughter and starts conversations. It layers well under jackets or stands alone with jeans for weekend hangs, late-night runs to grab food, or low-key gatherings where humor and comfort matter more than formality.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton — durable, breathable, pre-shrunk
- Garment-dyed for soft texture and vintage color depth
- Heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric with relaxed fit for structured comfort
- Tubular knit (no side seams) and double-needle stitching for long-lasting wear
- Available S–4XL with sewn-in label; made in Honduras
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Comfort Colors® 1717, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: Made in Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean
Return policy
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Shipping
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Manufacturing
Our products are manufactured both locally and globally. We carefully select our manufacturing partners to ensure our products are high quality and a fair value.
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